Thursday, December 4, 2008

Groin-head grylles


I want a pet manticore, but not the body-devouring species.

Other mythological creatures I would not want as pets as listed in Williams' Deformed Discourse:

Phallic rooster
Disembodied winged phallus
Grotesque phallus
Plant phallus
Dragon devouring babies

Don't even ask about the Shelah-na-gig.

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