Well envoweled

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Fantasy Job 1

^ I want to be this.

A scruffy man on the street with his half broken guitar.

Groin-head grylles

I want a pet manticore, but not the body-devouring species.

Other mythological creatures I would not want as pets as listed in Williams' Deformed Discourse:

Phallic rooster
Disembodied winged phallus
Grotesque phallus
Plant phallus
Dragon devouring babies

Don't even ask about the Shelah-na-gig.

Ode to Sheep

Fuzzy and fluffy
You make my shoes and coat warm
Thank you sheep and sheep

Progress

1932, Unemployed men search newspaper want ads for jobs while eating their daily ration of bread on a public bench.


Look how far we have come. We have boxes now.

I will sing it for you if you want

Here is a link to my recent column:

Ding-dong the Dow is Down

As you can see, I've decided that writing real quality columns is just not that fun. I would much rather rhyme.